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*nsync, paul bunyan, and other dirty thoughts
6-27-'o1: 9:51pm insanely funny and slightly dirty conversation with taco: TacoGDMTX: y'know how i wanted to go to the Minnesota show?
RckStrGeek: yeeeeah?
TacoGDMTX: i remember thinking about it, planning it all out, how it would work out perfect, to go downtown that morning, go to the mall of america, ride the rides in the amusement park, do some shopping, and then head over to the concert...
RckStrGeek: mmhmm
TacoGDMTX: turns out that that's exactly what Lance did that day.
RckStrGeek: are you KIDDING?! SUCK!
TacoGDMTX: no, not kidding.
RckStrGeek: wow. i guess that like, great minds think alike and stuff.
TacoGDMTX: yeah, i guess. we would have fun together, i think.
RckStrGeek: and i'll bet that if you were there
RckStrGeek: you would have kept running into each other.
TacoGDMTX: yeah, probably, and i would have like, passed out or something, hehe.
RckStrGeek: by complete accident. you wouldn't have tried to follow him, i'm sure.
TacoGDMTX: i'd end up on the same rides as him or something.
RckStrGeek: yeah. and by some twist of fate
RckStrGeek: you would have ended up sitting together
TacoGDMTX: no, i wouldn't have, because i would've felt like an idiot doing that.
RckStrGeek: and it would have broke down
TacoGDMTX: hahaha.
RckStrGeek: and you would have had hot sex in the dark
RckStrGeek: NO WAIT that was me
TacoGDMTX: on the paul bunyan ride!!!
RckStrGeek: HAHAHAHAHA just kidding!
RckStrGeek: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TacoGDMTX: we'd be making out in the little log thing while babe the blue ox watched over us.
RckStrGeek: and went "nyahhhhhhhhhh"
RckStrGeek: hahaha oh man this is too hilarious.
RckStrGeek: and i've never even been on that ride! we have to go sometime.
RckStrGeek: wow. that's really interesting, though.
TacoGDMTX: yeah, we do. that mall is fun, and all the rides there are great.
RckStrGeek: if you ever meet lance, you should ask him if he rode the paul bunyan ride
TacoGDMTX: yeah. Justin was shopping there too, i heard.
TacoGDMTX: hahahah, i should.
RckStrGeek: shoppin fo' ice?
TacoGDMTX: he probably did.
RckStrGeek: ask him to describe it
RckStrGeek: i'd probably piss my pants if i heard lance describe the paul bunyan ride.
TacoGDMTX: i mean. those rides there are pretty ... sucky, i guess ... and that's like, one of the "biggest" ones.
TacoGDMTX: it always has the longest line.
RckStrGeek: because it's SCARY!
TacoGDMTX: he probably got to cut, bastard.
TacoGDMTX: i'd like to hear him describe it too.
RckStrGeek: yeah. we hate him.
RckStrGeek: that's why it would be such a plus to be with him, see
RckStrGeek: you'd get to cut in line for the paul bunyan ride
RckStrGeek: screw meeting *nsync, it's all about the paul bunyan ride.
TacoGDMTX: exactly.
TacoGDMTX: no wonder they worry about people using them all the time.
RckStrGeek: and making out with lance under the big blue ox.
RckStrGeek: haha...oh man,no kidding.
TacoGDMTX: they get to be first in the paul bunyan ride, i mean, you gotta take advantage of that.
RckStrGeek: i wouldn't use them. well. for anything besides sex, anyway.
RckStrGeek: HAHA
TacoGDMTX: yeah. i would only use them for paul bunyan rides and sex.
RckStrGeek: lets make that a rule.
TacoGDMTX: yeah, sounds like a good rule to me. that was the funniest conversation i've had in a LONG time. my second lesson went very well. the girl seems anxious to learn and excited to be playing the violin. it's going to be fun teaching her. her parents want her to have an hour lesson next week, too...woo hoo! injuries sustained from practicing rifle-twirling today: advancement of yesterday's left-palm and left index finger bruises, bruise on right palm, welt on left forearm, bruise on left wrist, bruise on outside of left hand. am also experiencing g. f. [ gimpy foot ] disorder...centered near left toe and possibly related to dropping the rifle on my foot this afternoon...also possibly related to an injury sustained at cavalcade of bands two years ago. the nigh mtx was playing in seattle. uh-huh. speaking of shows...i guess i'm going to se green day on august 1st. i would have been crapping my pants right about now if this had been five years ago but...now i'm thinking "maybe i'll actually get to go this time!" i have very bad luck with seeing them. due to all kinds of circumstances, i've missed them four or five times since '95. i stopped counting. they're playing at the paramount, so...it should be interesting, that's for sure. there was a huge thunderhead but alas, it circled around us and never passed through. there were thunderstorm warnings on tv for all the areas surrounding us. shucks.
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