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inside jokes

(previously recorded entry)

12-22-'99: 3:50pm

you can vacuum with or without a vacuum...but I'll bet anything that with the vacuum is the best choice.

TV is always best when surfing is on.

buried in the sand...in a jar...there's no return from 86.

"I like you, you're nice!"

riley.

"I found this picture or a stick man with glasses being chopped in half by a bloody knife on the bathroom floor. I'm scared."

a heimerschnitzen is a lot like a bratwurst, except it's bigger and shaped like a W. I doubt you could find a bratwurst that's 11 inches long!

"I martha stuart"

never trust someone who says they're going into haggen to buy ring pops, especially if they're on a riding lawnmower. they're up to no good.

"I'm not drunk, I'm mike....mike burrito."

medium cheddar goes well on crackers. cookies go well with creme. easy cheese goes well on ritz. lunchmeant went well with something, but who cares....the lunchmeat went fruity a long time ago and fruity lunchmeat is gross.

"gee, you yo-yo sooo good...."

P.W., C.W., and H.A...loyal members of UNA. let us celebrate with an UNA pact!

"I'm on a log, no SL-E"

billie the leaf.

"hey, taco, make The Face!"

"CLEAR!!!!!"

"I can cause accidents, too!"

(in no specific order): the bed, the couch, the tea house, the reading nook, motel 6, super 8, the black truck. I don't think that's it, though.

gee, sorry linz, but all I can remember is the cherry motel!

who's got the funkiest funk in their trousers?

and watch out for black trucks, too, they're no good!

The Number System.

"gee, william shatner is hot!"

taco is a member of the triple A: Anti-Aqua Association. so is linz.

there's a portal to hell in between the uff-da shoppe and the fjord room. there are gnomes guarding it that say "y'all." hell, of course, is starkville, MS.

"power of the dark side..."

"I'm walking in the middle of the road so I don't get hit!"

"let's go out to the atrium..."

"KAZAAM!!!!"

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